Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

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  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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  • Aussy Osborn
    Aussy Osborn 5 saat əvvəl

    All of the Texans watching this are deeply triggered I can guarantee that😂😂

  • Deathray
    Deathray 5 saat əvvəl

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Sebastian Juarez
    Sebastian Juarez 6 saat əvvəl

    My bank account

  • Minion Benson
    Minion Benson 6 saat əvvəl

    I work in a hospital I can’t stay home!

  • StickMan3000
    StickMan3000 6 saat əvvəl +1

    Charity- Local Sperm Charity

  • Derek & Kat Switzer
    Derek & Kat Switzer 7 saat əvvəl

    Team trees to purify the air since its airborne

  • Myotic Tesseract
    Myotic Tesseract 7 saat əvvəl

    You guys touched your faces a million zillion times now go donate

  • Clara Hensey
    Clara Hensey 7 saat əvvəl +1

    as someone who lives n texas im kinda sad

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 7 saat əvvəl +2

    *spider or mosquito on the face*
    Me: This is *not* fine. ☺😊

  • Logan Cluer
    Logan Cluer 7 saat əvvəl

    The fact that these 2 are separated now means Ethan now doesn’t need to be as worried about mark physically torturing him like he’s done in past videos lmao

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 7 saat əvvəl +1

    Damn. I keep touching my face and get pimples lol 😔😂😹 oh well. Onwards to the Unus Annus!💖💖💖🔥

  • Night Demon
    Night Demon 8 saat əvvəl

    Mark:"What is the capital of Colorado"
    Me: You have mentioned my state.

  • Bella G.
    Bella G. 9 saat əvvəl

    Ethan was throwing fastballs the year he was born?!?!?!?

  • Tam Alpaio
    Tam Alpaio 9 saat əvvəl

    Them: “don’t touch your face”
    Me the whole time: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤭🤔🤫🥱I touched my face way too much 😂

  • Cup of Bleach
    Cup of Bleach 10 saat əvvəl

    I love how as soon as I start trying not to touch my face- omg I just scratched my face while typing this omg ! it was nice know y’all

  • Dorothy Tolar
    Dorothy Tolar 11 saat əvvəl

    anyother time i was forced to talk to people now i have a reason why i cant talk to them

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 11 saat əvvəl

    Donate money to the people making masks!

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 11 saat əvvəl

    Donate money to people making masks!

  • Ashley Mae
    Ashley Mae 12 saat əvvəl +1

    As a glasses wearer and nail biter I'm fucked

  • Modern Cowgirl
    Modern Cowgirl 12 saat əvvəl

    Mustang Heritage Foundation! Mustangs are being rounded up in the wild almost every day, and held in holding facilities (medium sized pens with hay and water) and can be adopted by anyone, including kill and meat buyers. The Mustang heritage Foundation helps them get placed in good programs, like The Mustang Makeover or the Trainer Incentive Program or into good homes they deserve. This probably won’t get chosen considering what’s happening in the world right now, but please consider! These mustangs are getting adopted for a cheap fee and shipped into other country’s for slaughter since its not legal here, when all of them have amazing potential and deserve a chance. They didn’t choose to get rounded up and sold. That wasn’t their choice. They didn’t choose to get branded either. The facility for these mustangs is supposed to get better, but who knows? They’ve cut the population of wild horses by 3/4. That’s way too much just for land for cattle to graze.

  • Keyla Gamer123
    Keyla Gamer123 12 saat əvvəl

    News reporter: Remember to not touch your face
    Also News reporter: *touches face*

  • Vox Animalium
    Vox Animalium 13 saat əvvəl

    Ah yes, the leader of avengers, Captain Texas.

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 13 saat əvvəl

    All Might voice: GO *BEYOND*

  • Celia Spiker
    Celia Spiker 13 saat əvvəl

    Mark - "It's something to take VERY seriously."
    *he says as headphones slowly droop down his face*

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 13 saat əvvəl

    "Whaddaya mean low tear stuff? Why you gotta shit on the video we're making as we're making it???"

  • Wandering Demon
    Wandering Demon 13 saat əvvəl

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  • Savage Sea Monkey
    Savage Sea Monkey 14 saat əvvəl

    Who else tried not to touch their face while they were?

  • Jesus Morales
    Jesus Morales 14 saat əvvəl

    Red cross

  • TallAndTallAndTall
    TallAndTallAndTall 14 saat əvvəl

    "Charity schmarity, that's what Amy always says." What words pop up on the screen for a millisecond? Around 15:48

  • trooper max vampir
    trooper max vampir 15 saat əvvəl

    Well back the blue

  • Jess D
    Jess D 15 saat əvvəl

    you could possibly donate to cancer families in need of some supplies/food right now, i know aydens army of angels is accepting donations for some child cancer families in need right now

  • CTGZealot
    CTGZealot 16 saat əvvəl

    So who has the reddit pages where they are going to keep the tallies for Mark and Ethan? Because that seems like the solution to the count dilemma.

  • Dada love
    Dada love 16 saat əvvəl

    anyone at home trying not to touch your face lol

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 15 saat əvvəl

      I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • John Lindsay
    John Lindsay 18 saat əvvəl

    Markiplier now owns another moustache

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 15 saat əvvəl

      Mark: This is totally serious Mark and Ethan: take absolutely nothing serious

  • Ash Boy
    Ash Boy 19 saat əvvəl +1

    Do big PP charity.

  • emily pound
    emily pound 20 saat əvvəl

    Homelessness , to get everyone of the streets into a safer place were they can be treated properly

  • Jjacob8600
    Jjacob8600 20 saat əvvəl

    this is getting out of hand.
    now they're not even doing a outside thing
    why is my head itchi-*

  • DevinDoesThings
    DevinDoesThings 20 saat əvvəl

    I touched my face once during this video

  • Tem Temmie
    Tem Temmie 21 saat əvvəl +1

    *When Marks headphones fell down who else got prop hunt #48 flashbacks?*

  • Sarah Turner
    Sarah Turner 21 saat əvvəl

    Justin Bieber is uncle jeb! CONFIRMED

  • Pie Is Near
    Pie Is Near 21 saat əvvəl

    So Ethan was playing ball since he was born?
    Like, fresh from the womb?

  • Yikes Yeep
    Yikes Yeep 21 saat əvvəl

    Convoy of Hope, Good360, Direct relief, Project C.U.R.E and Water mission are all charities providing relief supplies for hospitals. Please donate if you can.

  • VR FOB
    VR FOB 22 saat əvvəl

    You know how many times ive touched my face watching this

  • beauty in da mirrar
    beauty in da mirrar 22 saat əvvəl

    You underestimate me
    10y ago my country had 3 viruses almost at the same time

    I've been awkwardly aware of germs since out the womb

  • Elizabeth Fuenzalida
    Elizabeth Fuenzalida 22 saat əvvəl

    ANY video? Including your individual channels?

  • Azren
    Azren 22 saat əvvəl

    When you realise that you and Ethan have the same headset.

  • Georgia Hawthorne
    Georgia Hawthorne 22 saat əvvəl

    Look into hospitals needing respirators or any medical equipment. I know over here (UK) we don't have enough and non medical businesses have to help make them.

  • TheSwedishGuy 12
    TheSwedishGuy 12 23 saat əvvəl

    Here’s a good charity:

    My wallet

  • Axel Rose-H
    Axel Rose-H 23 saat əvvəl

    Mark: This is totally serious
    Mark and Ethan: *take absolutely nothing serious*

  • Kenashi -.-
    Kenashi -.- Gün əvvəl

    I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • Doctor Potassium
    Doctor Potassium Gün əvvəl


  • Unprofessional Artist
    Unprofessional Artist Gün əvvəl

    Mark: headphones count, you cant touch your headphones
    Ethan: has hands on head phones in the next thumbnail

  • Toxic_spiceProductions
    Toxic_spiceProductions Gün əvvəl

    Raise money for the cure progression

  • shutupyoureannoying ._.
    shutupyoureannoying ._. Gün əvvəl +1

    I watched this entire video while resting my face on my hands without realizing I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb

  • AJ The Pheonix
    AJ The Pheonix Gün əvvəl

    As a Texan I was extremely confused by the "Captain of Texas" bit

  • Amanda Paust
    Amanda Paust Gün əvvəl +1

    Ethan: What about drinks?
    Mark: No drinks

    Me, currently drinking a Mountain Dew: ... oh

  • Vivi Burger
    Vivi Burger Gün əvvəl

    Mark, he reminds me of the goth kids from South Park

  • Caitlyn H
    Caitlyn H Gün əvvəl

    10:20 is this Daft Punk?

  • AlexAngelKitten
    AlexAngelKitten Gün əvvəl

    Me: *hears explanation on why you shouldn't touch your face*
    Also me: Is holding my face up with my fist

  • Madison
    Madison Gün əvvəl

    I didn't touch my face throughout this whole video in solidarity. btw, 13:35 made me burst into laughter. (also, who gave Mark permission to look this good?)

  • isabellah minton
    isabellah minton Gün əvvəl

    Mark:We need to wash our hands at all times
    Also Mark in different video:I don't need to wash my hands

  • chloe odonnell
    chloe odonnell Gün əvvəl +1

    Me: Being quarantined seeing people outside at school... Also me : SUCKERS

  • Bobthedino Bobthedino
    Bobthedino Bobthedino Gün əvvəl

    you guys toch your face 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  • Bloodmoon Pictures
    Bloodmoon Pictures Gün əvvəl

    as soon as they started i got a horrible itch in my beard and it grew stronger and stronger until i found a loophole by letting my cat rub her face against mine, but it made the itch worse so i scratched other body parts until a lock came loose and fell onto the itc h ad tickled it, i tried to get it out of the way so oncentratedly that i accedently touched the other side of my face by adjusting my hair and then i instantly shouted "FUCK" and lost.... xD

  • Barbara Goodnight
    Barbara Goodnight Gün əvvəl

    Donate to Crisis Text Line! No one thinks about the mental health side of it but people need this kind of service too

  • Chloe
    Chloe Gün əvvəl +2

    Any food shelters!!! Food scarcity is a big issue everywhere especially as many people lose their jobs

  • yroohj gouy
    yroohj gouy Gün əvvəl +2

    No one: Literally no one: AZplus algorithm: Demonitiozation to spreading awareness of Covid-19

  • Adia Exstrom
    Adia Exstrom Gün əvvəl +1

    Mark and Ethan: We aren’t going to touch our faces
    Me: *Touches face a million times in the first minute*

  • Sir Nobody
    Sir Nobody Gün əvvəl

    Touch Uranus

  • Qura
    Qura Gün əvvəl

    Well I need $30 soo u can donate to me

  • seonghwave
    seonghwave Gün əvvəl

    Wait but how do we facepalm then

  • Destiny 132
    Destiny 132 Gün əvvəl

    I touch my face all the time

  • pheonix2015 wes
    pheonix2015 wes Gün əvvəl

    Incubation is 0-17 days according to some hospital records

  • Kowonski YouTube made me put in a last name

    You made it easier by reminding each other

  • Wasup bro Wierdo
    Wasup bro Wierdo Gün əvvəl +1

    Make a wish is a lovely place to donate, I suggest you donate a bit to them, they let kids with disability’s make a wish for anything, and your donations will help support the kids wish’s, that’s just a suggestion 👱🏼‍♀️👱🏼

  • nuklear gaming
    nuklear gaming Gün əvvəl

    its corona time

  • Dragonlover99 wolflover99

    Hey mark and or marks and ethan community i really need someone to talk to i just feel like dying and i dont know what to do

  • Griffin Rix
    Griffin Rix Gün əvvəl

    Give it to the hospitals

  • Spidey I Think
    Spidey I Think Gün əvvəl

    Title: Two Men Attempt to Avoid Donating to Charity While Trying to Convince Each Other to Spread Coronavirus

  • Antiplier edits
    Antiplier edits Gün əvvəl

    Anyone else trying not to touch their face along with them, No? Just me ok xD